TITLE: Did you know these Halloween jokes are over 100 years old? They first appeared in children’s books in the 1930s, and since then, they’ve haunted our hearts and tickled funny bones 👻 with their spooky charm. It’s time to gather your friends for a night full of knock, knock jokes that bring lots of fun and cheer.
Whether you get a giggle or a groan, these playful puns are sure to create a howling good time 🕷️. When someone says, “Knock, knock! Who’s there?,” it’s a cue to share some classic spooky humor that spreads laughter like a Halloween party 🎃.
These timeless jokes still groan and giggle their way through the season, making them perfect for spooky nights. So, get ready to enjoy some spooktacular fun and keep the spirit of Halloween alive with the best knock, knock jokes around!
Halloween Knock Knock Jokes One Liner
These one-liner knock knock jokes are quick, punchy, and packed with Halloween humor:
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you stole my candy? 🍬 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
No need to cry, it’s just a ghost! 👻 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice scream every time I see a zombie! 🧟 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frankenstein your doorbell isn’t working! ⚡ - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you survive without candy? 🍭 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ghoul.
Ghoul who?
Ghoul-friend, it’s me at the door! 💀 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat-ter lock your windows tonight! 🦇 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Igor.
Igor who?
Igor the candy from your bowl! 🍫 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Web.
Web who?
Web-slinging spiders say hi! 🕸️ - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo! Gotcha again! 😱
Halloween Knock Knock Jokes Q&A
Laugh out loud with these fun question and answer-style Halloween knock knock jokes:
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Scary.
Scary who?
Scary you’re not dressed up yet! 🎭 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin spice up your life tonight? 🎃 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost to show you how funny I am! 👻 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mummy.
Mummy who?
Mummy’s gonna wrap you up with laughs! 🧻 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bone.
Bone who?
Bone to be wild tonight! 🦴 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Creeper.
Creeper who?
Creeper real close and I’ll scare ya! 😈 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin your candy stash already! 🍬 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Webby.
Webby who?
Webby friends forever in fright! 🕷️ - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hiss.
Hiss who?
Hiss me goodbye – this joke slays! 🐍 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Trick.
Trick who?
Trick or treat yourself to some fun! 🍭
Funny Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
Keep the laughs going with these funny Halloween knock knock jokes perfect for all ages:
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Fangs.
Fangs who?
Fangs for the treats! 🧛♂️ - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo-tiful.
Boo-tiful who?
Boo-tiful night for a fright! 🌕 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gourd.
Gourd who?
Gourd help me, I ate all the candy! 🎃 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broom.
Broom who?
Broom service for Halloween jokes! 🧹 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Spell “Halloween” and get candy! ✨ - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Jack.
Jack who?
Jack-o’-lantern says hi! 🎃 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be watching you tonight! 🦉 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Witchy.
Witchy who?
Witchy happy Halloween! 🧙♀️ - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hex.
Hex who?
Hex-tra candy, please! 🍬 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eek.
Eek who?
Eek! It’s just a joke! 😱
Spooky Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
Things are getting spookier with these ghostly Halloween knock knock jokes:
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Grave.
Grave who?
Grave expectations for tonight’s fun! ⚰️ - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Phantom.
Phantom who?
Phantom my trick-or-treat bag! 👻 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Screech.
Screech who?
Screech out loud – it’s Halloween! 🦇 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Coffin.
Coffin who?
Coffin cause I caught a ghost! ☠️ - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Shade.
Shade who?
Shade it’s spooky in here! 🌑 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Spirit.
Spirit who?
Spirit up! It’s Halloween! 🧞 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Fang.
Fang who?
Fang you for the scare! 🧛 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Terror.
Terror who?
Terror-fying night ahead! 😨 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bones.
Bones who?
Bones to be wild tonight! 💀 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howler.
Howler who?
Howler you not scared yet? 🐺
Clever Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
These clever jokes will tickle your brain as well as your funny bone:
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ether.
Ether who?
Ether you or the wind is howling! 🌬️ - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Creep.
Creep who?
Creep it real this Halloween! 😈 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Moan.
Moan who?
Moan-ster madness is here! 🧟 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Patch.
Patch who?
Patch me up, I saw a mummy! 🩹 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Igor.
Igor who?
Igor-nored all the warnings! ⚠️ - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Treat.
Treat who?
Treat me to a good scare! 👹 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Torch.
Torch who?
Torch light flickered again! 🕯️ - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Booze.
Booze who?
Booze hiding in the shadows? 🍷👻 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mask.
Mask who?
Mask you a question – scared yet? 🎭 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gnaw.
Gnaw who?
Gnaw fear – just jokes here! 😄
Halloween Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
These kid-friendly Halloween jokes are safe, sweet, and super silly:
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy believe how much I got? 🍬 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Batty.
Batty who?
Batty for Halloween fun! 🦇 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ghostie.
Ghostie who?
Ghostie to the party with me? 👻 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Giggle.
Giggle who?
Giggle till your bones shake! 💀 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Spider.
Spider who?
Spider little web on your face! 🕷️ - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl always love Halloween! 🦉 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Meow.
Meow who?
Meow-sterious night, huh? 🐱 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zooming for candy now! 🚀 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo-Boo.
Boo-Boo who?
Boo-Boo made a spooky mistake! 😆 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wiggle.
Wiggle who?
Wiggle your way to more candy! 🍭
Halloween Knock Knock Jokes with Punchlines
Get ready for some classic setups and spooky punchlines that’ll have you howling with laughter!
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad it’s Halloween? 🎃 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, scaring me like that?! 🧙 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mummy.
Mummy who?
Mummy’s got jokes tonight! 🧻 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just Halloween fun! 😢➡️😄 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda go trick or treating with me? 🍬 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice got scared last night too! ❄️😱 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gasp.
Gasp who?
Gasp me if I scared you! 😲 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for some spooky snacks! 🍪👻 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you ate my candy?! 🧙♀️🍭 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dagger.
Dagger who?
Dagger friend who loves Halloween too! 🗡️
Silly Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
These silly jokes bring the goofy side of Halloween straight to your doorstep:
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo Boo.
Boo Boo who?
Boo Boo the clown says “trick or treat!” 🤡 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split when I saw the ghost! 🍌👻 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bark.
Bark who?
Barking up the haunted tree! 🌲🐶 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dull.
Dull who?
Dull you wanna hear another joke? 😜 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boogie.
Boogie who?
Boogie down at the monster dance! 🕺💃 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Chew.
Chew who?
Chew scared to answer the door? 😁 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bathtub.
Bathtub who?
Bathtub be full of spiders again! 🛁🕷️ - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pickle.
Pickle who?
Pickle a costume already! 🥒👕 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pillow.
Pillow who?
Pillow scream! 🎃💤 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho average Halloween joke! 🌮
Halloween Knock Knock Jokes for Parties
These crowd-pleasers are great for parties, gatherings, or trick-or-treat stops:
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Freddy.
Freddy who?
Freddy or not, here I scare! 😈 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Igor.
Igor who?
Igor the punch bowl already! 🥤 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Beast.
Beast who?
Beast Halloween ever! 🐲 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lurk.
Lurk who?
Lurk both ways before crossing the graveyard! ⚰️👀 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Fang-tastic.
Fang-tastic who?
Fang-tastic time to party! 🧛♀️🎊 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ghoulfriend.
Ghoulfriend who?
Ghoulfriend you bring the snacks? 💀🍕 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Haunt.
Haunt who?
Haunt you be my party buddy? 👯♀️ - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese the one in the vampire costume! 🧀🦇 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Popcorn.
Popcorn who?
Popcorn’s flying during the scary movie! 🍿😱 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tomb.
Tomb who?
Tomb much fun happening here! 🪦🎈
Classic Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
Nothing beats the classics! These are timeless Halloween knock knock gems:
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost to show you how to party! 👻 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Skeleton.
Skeleton who?
Skeletons have no body to dance with! 💃💀 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candy corn.
Candy corn who?
Candy corny joke, huh? 🍬 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin out some new costumes! 🎃 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch you a happy Halloween! 🧙♀️ - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ghoul.
Ghoul who?
Ghoul it’s cold outside! ❄️👻 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat me some candy, please! 🦇 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Spider.
Spider who?
Spider ring on your doorbell! 🕷️ - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Classic! Boo-hoo! 😂 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Haunt.
Haunt who?
Haunt you glad it’s Halloween? 🧛
Creative Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
These imaginative puns bring a fresh twist to Halloween humor:
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pixel.
Pixel who?
Pixelated costume got me again! 🖼️ - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Crystal.
Crystal who?
Crystal ball says: you’ll laugh! 🔮 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lantern.
Lantern who?
Lantern me borrow your broom? 🕯️ - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orbit.
Orbit who?
Orbit of magic in the air! ✨ - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Blizzard.
Blizzard who?
Blizzard a scary movie night! 🌨️ - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pocus.
Pocus who?
Hocus Pocus! 🎩 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Chalk.
Chalk who?
Chalk it up to Halloween fun! 🖍️ - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Jazz.
Jazz who?
Jazz me and my skeleton band! 🎷💀 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cauldron.
Cauldron who?
Cauldron the candy in here! 🧪 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Portal.
Portal who?
Portal lot of jokes tonight! 🌀
Short Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
Quick and snappy, these short knock knock jokes are perfect for trick-or-treat laughs:
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Zap.
Zap who?
Zap me again – I’m awake! ⚡ - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo-tiful night! 👻 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Fang.
Fang who?
Fang you much! 🧛 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you doin’? 🐺 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bone.
Bone who?
Bone appetite! 💀🍽️ - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ghoul.
Ghoul who?
Ghoul see you soon! 👻 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mask.
Mask who?
Mask you for candy! 😷🍬 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eerie.
Eerie who?
Eerie you again! 👀 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Spook.
Spook who?
Spook-tacular party! 🎉 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Treat.
Treat who?
Treat yourself! 🍫
Halloween Knock Knock Jokes for Teens
Made just for teens, these jokes bring the right mix of fun and cool:
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Chill.
Chill who?
Chill out – it’s just a bat! 🦇 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snap.
Snap who?
Snap out of it – it’s Halloween! 📸 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Shade.
Shade who?
Shade throwing skeletons only! 🕶️💀 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Slay.
Slay who?
Slay all day, haunt all night! 👑 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Reaper.
Reaper who?
Reaper-cussions of skipping treats? 😈 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ghosted.
Ghosted who?
Ghosted you at the party! 👻📱 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boojee.
Boojee who?
Boojee costume, love it! 💅 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Emo.
Emo who?
Emo-tional over no candy! 😢🍫 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Glow.
Glow who?
Glow big or go home! 🌟 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Drama.
Drama who?
Drama queen in the haunted house! 👸
Best Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
Perfect for texting, social posts, or telling friends on Halloween night:
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Fangirl.
Fangirl who?
Fangirl for spooky stuff! 🧛♀️ - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Meme.
Meme who?
Meme and my skeletons are dancing! 💃💀 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Treats.
Treats who?
Treats to share or beware! 🍬 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snap.
Snap who?
Snap out of your coffin! 📸⚰️ - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Phantom.
Phantom who?
Phantom your last post – liked it! 💻 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Curse.
Curse who?
Curse this app keeps glitching! 🧙♂️📱 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hauntagram.
Hauntagram who?
Hauntagram-worthy look tonight! 📷👻 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Echo.
Echo who?
Echo-tastic vibes tonight! 🔊 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gasp.
Gasp who?
Gasp that’s funny – sharing now! 😂 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Link.
Link who?
Link me to more jokes like this! 🔗
Halloween Knock Knock Jokes to Share
Perfect for texting, social posts, or telling friends on Halloween night:
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Fangirl.
Fangirl who?
Fangirl for spooky stuff! 🧛♀️ - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Meme.
Meme who?
Meme and my skeletons are dancing! 💃💀 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Treats.
Treats who?
Treats to share or beware! 🍬 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snap.
Snap who?
Snap out of your coffin! 📸⚰️ - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Phantom.
Phantom who?
Phantom your last post – liked it! 💻 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Curse.
Curse who?
Curse this app keeps glitching! 🧙♂️📱 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hauntagram.
Hauntagram who?
Hauntagram-worthy look tonight! 📷👻 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Echo.
Echo who?
Echo-tastic vibes tonight! 🔊 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gasp.
Gasp who?
Gasp that’s funny – sharing now! 😂 - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Link.
Link who?
Link me to more jokes like this! 🔗
Final Thought
Halloween is more than just costumes and candy – it’s a time to laugh, play, and make spooky memories. With over 200+ Halloween knock knock jokes, you now have the ultimate collection to entertain kids, teens, party guests, or your online followers. Whether you’re carving pumpkins, hosting a haunted house, or just need a laugh under the full moon, these jokes deliver frighteningly funny moments every time. So go ahead and share the humor, because Halloween is even better when you mix in a little laughter! 💀🍬🎉
FAQs
Are Halloween knock knock jokes appropriate for kids?
Yes! Most Halloween knock knock jokes are written to be family-friendly and safe for kids. This post includes a whole section just for children, filled with clean, silly, and spooky fun. 👧🧒
Can I use these jokes for Halloween party games?
Absolutely! These jokes work great as part of a party icebreaker, Halloween trivia game, or even on decor cards and treat bags. They’re perfect for creating a lively and funny atmosphere. 🎉🎭
How can I use these jokes on social media?
You can copy and paste these jokes into your Instagram captions, Facebook posts, or even share them as Halloween reels or stories. The short format and emoji use make them engaging and shareable. 📲🎃
What makes a knock knock joke Halloween-themed?
Halloween knock knock jokes usually include spooky characters (like ghosts, witches, or vampires), seasonal themes (like candy, pumpkins, or haunted houses), and a playful sense of fright and fun. 👻🦇
Can these jokes be used in Halloween school events?
Yes! These jokes are written in a conventional, safe tone – perfect for classroom storytelling, school events, or Halloween assemblies. They make for a fun and interactive activity for students. 🏫📚
